dialogue is not narration

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 13

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2012 00:45

Chapter 13 is entitled "Halloween Treats", and we all know what kind of "treats" the author has in mind. He's determined to run into the ground a double entendre that wasn't even funny the first time.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 13 )

balance of stupidity, show don't tell, the pansexual '50s, did not do the bloody research, informed wrongness, expospeak, pov!fail, mary sue and gary stu, have i mentioned i hate this fic, hermione in name only, madam malkin's mugglewear, ineffectual villainy, convention of the psychics, second order plagiarism, anticlimax, soapbox, wrong word dammit, a description would be nice, not simultaneous, department of redundancy department, conflict be damned, yay stereotyping, completely nonsexual, i can has characterisation, sexism, nudity for everyone, disembodied dialogue, harry potter, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, dialogue is not narration, you have to know you're not good enough, idiot balls for everyone, continuity isn't optional, snape is ooc

Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 5-12

szaleniec1000 Jul 23, 2012 04:38

In which Ron is laid to rest amid anachronistic music and ALLCAPS. Welcome back to Hermione's Talent.

( Chapters 5-12 )

epic fail, please recycle where facilities exist, department of redundancy department, draco trilogy wants him back, anvil of foreshadowing, pov!fail, reading the books is a good idea, are you a witch or not, mc neville in da house, pointless wittering, badfic:hermione's talent, puppy-punting patrol, allcaps of doom, mione my arse, hermione in name only, totally radical, markov chain, what were the betas doing, madam malkin's mugglewear, disembodied dialogue, harry potter, convention of the psychics, screw karma, dialogue is not narration, exact eavesdropping, continuity isn't optional, approved hogwarts exposed dialogue voice, it's full of filler

Hemione's Talent Intro and Chapters 1-2

szaleniec1000 Jul 06, 2012 02:40

We have pottersues to thank for this one.
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thinking at the speed of plot, epic fail, badfic:hermione's talent, mione my arse, did not do the bloody research, hermione in name only, wrong word dammit, disembodied dialogue, harry potter, dialogue is not narration, department of redundancy department, ron is ooc, ron is evil, continuity isn't optional, draco trilogy wants him back

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 10 part 1

szaleniec1000 May 22, 2012 20:37

Yes, there's more.
( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 10 )

that's why commas matter, what do you mean it's not awesome, moustache twirling, onion slicing convention, om nom nom, department of redundancy department, completely nonsexual, the nudist doth protest too much, welsh railway, pass the megaphone, hogwarts roboticised, priorities be damned, puppy-punting patrol, retcon yay, how is babby formed, nudity for everyone, madam malkin's mugglewear, harry potter, dialogue is not narration, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, said bookism, pronouns don't do that, harry the pervert, continuity isn't optional, breast fixation

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 9 part 2

szaleniec1000 May 16, 2012 01:33

Here there be glurge. And also grimdark. Not at the same time, but I wouldn't put it past this author to try.
( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 9 part 2 )

show don't tell, did not do the bloody research, moustache twirling, ron is ooc, expospeak, the nudist doth protest too much, pin the semicolon on the monologue, are you a witch or not, hogwarts roboticised, metaphor fail, retcon yay, creepiest toddler ever, have i mentioned i hate this fic, tractum ex culo, hermione in name only, drinking games, false humanity, convention of the psychics, epic fail, onion slicing convention, department of redundancy department, conflict be damned, sexism, pointless wittering, insulin needed, mione my arse, nudity for everyone, harry potter, dialogue is not narration, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, harry the pervert, idiot balls for everyone, continuity isn't optional, literally stupid, approved hogwarts exposed dialogue voice, i blame the parents

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 7 part 4

szaleniec1000 Apr 24, 2012 00:16

Hogwarts Exposed: now officially too horrible for TVTropes. I've uploaded an archive containing plain text copies of the old pages to Sendspace if anyone's interested.

Also, the gentlefailers take on epithets here. Not as pressing a problem with Hogwarts Exposed as for example Deserving, but HE still has its moments.

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epic fail, show don't tell, badfic:hogwarts exposed, knickers, did not do the bloody research, moustache twirling, wrong word dammit, agony of the stick, om nom nom, conflict be damned, department of redundancy department, informed wrongness, completely nonsexual, pov!fail, you call that pacing, mary sue and gary stu, reasoning with vampires, retcon yay, hooch is evil, scraping the comedy barrel, madam malkin's mugglewear, disembodied dialogue, epithet overload, harry potter, dialogue is not narration, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, literally stupid, continuity isn't optional, robot unicorn attack, approved hogwarts exposed dialogue voice

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 7 part 2

szaleniec1000 Apr 14, 2012 03:51

In which the Mirror of Ytidun returns, and we all wish it hadn't.
( I thought this chapter wouldn't be as bad. I was wrong. )

show don't tell, the mirror of ytidun, waterloo road did it better, staring into the abyss, a description would be nice, conflict be damned, department of redundancy department, pov!fail, sexism, mary sue and gary stu, have i mentioned i hate this fic, sanity slippage, hermione in name only, artistic integrity, epithet overload, harry potter, dialogue is not narration, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, continuity isn't optional, singularity of fail, breast fixation, aoc does not work that way

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 part 3

szaleniec1000 Mar 08, 2012 00:00

In which Hogwarts Too Exposed finally arrives at Hogwarts.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 5 )

epic fail, plagiarism, onion slicing convention, department of redundancy department, i can has characterisation, anvil of foreshadowing, pov!fail, sexism, pass the megaphone, hogwarts roboticised, little miss impertinence, insulin needed, mary sue and gary stu, hermione in name only, totally radical, disembodied dialogue, harry potter, convention of the psychics, dialogue is not narration, badfic:hogwarts too exposed, said bookism, idiot balls for everyone, literally stupid, continuity isn't optional, approved hogwarts exposed dialogue voice